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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:05

Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
ETH, SOL 'very rare' staking ETFs may launch imminently — Analysts - Cointelegraph
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
They put up a sign reading
A common herb shows promise for boosting brain health and fighting Alzheimer’s - PsyPost
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Who’ll be the odd man out in the Cleveland quarterback battle? - NBC Sports
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Scientists uncover kidney-to-brain route for Parkinson’s-related protein spread - PsyPost
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
4 things are making us sick, new MAHA documentary says. What the research says - CNN
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do you say "have fun" in French?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Here come the glassholes, part II - Financial Times
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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What steps can be taken to track down a scammer and determine their location?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Everyone loved it.
Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
No, not a chance