What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

They put up a sign reading

A common herb shows promise for boosting brain health and fighting Alzheimer’s - PsyPost

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Who’ll be the odd man out in the Cleveland quarterback battle? - NBC Sports

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Scientists uncover kidney-to-brain route for Parkinson’s-related protein spread - PsyPost

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

4 things are making us sick, new MAHA documentary says. What the research says - CNN

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do you say "have fun" in French?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Here come the glassholes, part II - Financial Times

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Has Anybody been gang banged? If yes, how many guys? Was it as much fun as looks on porn? Were you double penetrated? Answer all three questions - Elaborate.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What steps can be taken to track down a scammer and determine their location?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Everyone loved it.

Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

No, not a chance